Call Me Out...Again!

[kinam]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, borrow from a meme or wait to see where things go. ♛ a couple of my favorite suggestions: caught in the rain, pillow forts, affectionate physical contact, insomnia, into the woods, hurt/comfort, coffee shop, and of course TFLN, random scenarios and the wheel of memes! Or why not try a quote/picture/lyric prompt? meme code.

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the dark lord

[hoasen]

[Okay, everything should be a-okay right now. Wait, what is a-okay? This Plan, of course, where Vietnam has managed to dress up any of Gundam's animal friends in DARK LORD CLOTHING.

That's right, they all have capes too.]

O-okay, so now we just need for him to come, and then you can all surprise him.

[What the fuck.]

i forgot i ran out of my paid with gundam so PLS DON'T MIND LINKED ICONS

[hamham]

[What do you mean what the fuck?? That is a great plan?? If Gundam had been aware of this plan, he would have been 100% for it. Probably would have had friends come over to see them and take pictures. Really show off his GRAND MINIONS.

But it's a surprise, so of course he doesn't know. The animals are all pretty excited though. After living with Gundam, they're used to the dark lord schtick, so it's not hard at all to get them to cooperate. Even though some of them might chew on a little bit of the fabric here and there.

The dark lord himself strides in casually, completely unaware of whatever may be going on. He's got a book open in one hand, eyes scanning the current page, and his other is up gently scritching under the chin of a parrot perched on his shoulder. It's a squawk from the parrot that alerts him to there being anything out of the usually happening and when he looks up to spot all of the animals dressed up...

He's not sure how to react. What is he looking at. What.]

that hs au we keep talkin about

[seaweedshitlord]

[She texted him something!! And of course he doesn't recognize the number, and it's probably a weird text, anyway, and they have school tomorrow and Hajime is in his own room because it's past their bedtime and why is this strange number texting him repeatedly?? It has to be a classmate but-]

Who is this? How did you get this number?

[If Hajime's giving out his cell number without permission again he's going to get a stern talking to.]

GOOD!!!

[tookforgranite]

[Wait, huh? Who is...the texts on Natsumi's end stop for a minute as she looks at the number she'd texted. No, it's the right number.]

Kuzuryu. Didn't he tell you? I asked if he'd swap our numbers.

[Izuru is likely familiar with that name, considering there was an amount of time where his brother and a miss Kuzuryu Natsumi dated. So the "he" is probably obvious. Whoops, sorry Hajime, she said she wouldn't name you but here she is...]

[seaweedshitlord]

...

[Bro. Bro why would you give his number to your ex. What's going on this is Stupid.]

Why?

[Why swap numbers???? They don't have any homework she'd need his help with.]

[tookforgranite]

Because I want to talk to you? Why else?

[Even if they did she'd bother her brother for help. This guy may be a genius but he probably gets requests all the time for that kind of thing, and that's definitely not what she's looking for.]

[seaweedshitlord]

Hajime gave you my number?

[??? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ?????? He genuinely doesn't understand what's going on here. And that's not something that happens too often!

Is this part of his brother's insistence that he spend more time with other human beings and make friends...]

...Why?

[?????????????????? He's well aware that most people don't consider him the most interesting conversation partner. He feels the same about them?]

[tookforgranite]

I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. You sound as clueless as Hajime.
Alright here's how it went down, I'll outline it for you.
I decided that you seemed like an interesting guy, since you're that quiet broody can't talk to anyone type, and wanted to talk to you.
I asked Hajime if it'd be weird, since he's my ex and you're his brother and I don't know guys get weird about it sometimes. Probably think the girl is automatically gonna fuck his brother instead.
Anyway, he said it was cool, so I asked him if I could have his number and if you'd give him mine so you'd know who the hell was texting you, but I guess he forgot to do the second part there.
And now here we are. Better?

[seaweedshitlord]

[His grades say he is the smart one!! But he didn't have enough information to know what was going on without context! Now he knows. And it's... kind of weird. Girls don't text him "just to talk." Hajime, sure, but him? On purpose?

...Sure, why not. Maybe it'll be interesting.]

If I'm the "quiet broody type who can't talk to anyone," what makes you think I'll talk to you?

[tookforgranite]

I don't know, just because? Because I'm not flocking to you for homework help or music coaching or sports practice?
Come on, that's gotta earn me a few points.
And it never hurts to try anyway. Worse you can do is tell me to fuck off.

[Not that she would but that's whatever, she doesn't have to share those details. It's part of her charm!]

[seaweedshitlord]

People like that are why I try not to give out my number very often.

[Hajime.........]

But fine. I'll add those points to your tally. You went from one point to four.

[tookforgranite]

Does everyone start with one or am I lucky?

[She'll take four! Gotta start somewhere.]

Well hey, you don't gotta worry about that. My oniichan is the only one I need to help me with that kind of shit.
Okay so back to my question, do you want to grab a bite to eat?

[seaweedshitlord]

You received one point when you and my brother stopped dating without any unnecessary drama.

[He assumes?? They clearly still get along and Hajime didn't mope for too long. They probably just decided it would be better to be friends? That's his read of the situation, anyway.]

It's 10PM on a school night.

[So...... no......]

[tookforgranite]

Oh sweet. I'll get back to you in a sec gotta shoot him a thank you text.

[Which she...absolutely does. Thank you for earning her a point with your brother, Hajime. You're a great wingman.]

So? A quick bite won't hurt.

[hopefragment]

whatever, just don't make me regret this...

gimme ur red boy

[bakucchan]

[Kirishima and Bakugo were just on their way to Bakugo's house from school. It was a bit away to walk, but neither of them minded-- actually, they both preferred the longer walk. It was nice, and they'd often race to see who was better and it would always change from who was in first each time.

This time.. well. It had been sprinkling halfway through the day, and neither of them thought to bring an umbrella because it started off sunny. And now, only halfway through the hour long walk home, it was pouring. Absolutely pissing it down on the two of them. The streets started to flood and the two were trapped in a residential area with no one living nearby to stop into the house of, and Bakugo was pissed.]

Are you fucking serious?! It had to flood now?! Couldn't fucking wait until we were in a goodamn house first??!?

what if i don't wanna also i only have one icon for now sry

[kirimson]

I don't get it, it was so clear earlier! [Like where the hell did this rain even come from? Maybe he should have checked the weather or something, but there wasn't a cloud in the sky...and now it was just a miserable mess. Kirishima glanced up at the sky from under a tree they'd taken temporary shelter by, frowning at the angry clouds above them.]

Man...how long is this gonna last? Is it a typhoon?

[Typhoons outside of typhoon season totally happen, right? That's gotta be what this is.]

wow hdu

[bakucchan]

[Bakugo raises an eyebrow at his best friend's suggestion. A typhoon? Really?]

If it's a typhoon, you can go ahead and drown first you dumbass.

[It's clearly not that. Surely it's raining hard but if it were a typhoon there'd be like. Building destruction goin' on around here. Powerlines snapping and shit.]

that's right

[kirimson]

[Look...it's all just so sudden. It...it could be one...]

No way!! Neither of us would drown. We wouldn't be heroes if we couldn't take on some shitty weather too, right?!

[It'd be just like fighting a villain, surely. Fighting a typhoon. He squares up some, looking from the rain back to Bakugo with a grin.]

So it doesn't really matter what it is, we just have to go for it!

[You know. Whatever "it" is. Presumably just running? Though he's not actually making any moves to act on that idea.]

[bakucchan]

What, you think just running in this shit is a good idea?!

[why are you always yelling]

First of all, dumbass, there are still cars on the road and they can't see shit and we can barely see their goddamn headlights in this rain! Wanna get run over? Huh? Or better yet, wanna use your stupid Quirk and cause an accident as a car hits your fucking thick skull head on?!

[kirimson]

[Kirishima shakes his head, grinning and jerking a thumb towards a nearby building.]

We don't have to use the road, right? If we can get through one of these buildings to the roof, can't we just move around up there? And doing that in a downpour like this, that'll be some great endurance training! [Like sitting under a waterfall.]

Have you ever used your quirk in the rain, Bakugo?

[bakucchan]

OF COURSE I'VE USED MY QUIRK IN THE RAIN, DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KINDA PUSSY WHO WOULDN'T?!

[Well now he's fired up, just at Kirishima merely Insinuating that in all of his sixteen years of living, he's never gone outside in the rain with his explosions before.]

I can fucking get there faster than you even without my Quirk, Weird Hair!!

[kirimson]

No way! I just meant, since it's sweat based, the rain probably makes it a little harder to use! So it'd be a good chance to train! [Probably. He's not positive on that, but it makes sense. The water would wash it away...??

He levels a determined, passionate grin at his friend, clearly fired up in return at that suggestion. Forget training...]

But if you wanna race me man to man, I definitely won't back down!

[bakucchan]

Fine!

[Bakugo barks that at his best friend, moving out from underneath their very scattered shelter to start walking towards one of the nearby building, expecting him to follow.]

We'll use the fucking roofs-- that's easy for someone like me even without boosting myself in the air!

[kirimson]

[And, of course, he follows.]

I guess I'll just have to give you a run for your money then!! I won't let you get off easily, you know!!

[It's not training if it's easy. Though you're not even on the roof yet, Kirishima, calm down.]