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Call Me Out...Again!
【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
[Okay, everything should be a-okay right now. Wait, what is a-okay? This Plan, of course, where Vietnam has managed to dress up any of Gundam's animal friends in DARK LORD CLOTHING.
That's right, they all have capes too.]
O-okay, so now we just need for him to come, and then you can all surprise him.
[What the fuck.]
That's right, they all have capes too.]
O-okay, so now we just need for him to come, and then you can all surprise him.
[What the fuck.]
[What do you mean what the fuck?? That is a great plan?? If Gundam had been aware of this plan, he would have been 100% for it. Probably would have had friends come over to see them and take pictures. Really show off his GRAND MINIONS.
But it's a surprise, so of course he doesn't know. The animals are all pretty excited though. After living with Gundam, they're used to the dark lord schtick, so it's not hard at all to get them to cooperate. Even though some of them might chew on a little bit of the fabric here and there.
The dark lord himself strides in casually, completely unaware of whatever may be going on. He's got a book open in one hand, eyes scanning the current page, and his other is up gently scritching under the chin of a parrot perched on his shoulder. It's a squawk from the parrot that alerts him to there being anything out of the usually happening and when he looks up to spot all of the animals dressed up...
He's not sure how to react. What is he looking at. What.]
[She texted him something!! And of course he doesn't recognize the number, and it's probably a weird text, anyway, and they have school tomorrow and Hajime is in his own room because it's past their bedtime and why is this strange number texting him repeatedly?? It has to be a classmate but-]
Who is this? How did you get this number?
[If Hajime's giving out his cell number without permission again he's going to get a stern talking to.]
Who is this? How did you get this number?
[If Hajime's giving out his cell number without permission again he's going to get a stern talking to.]
[Wait, huh? Who is...the texts on Natsumi's end stop for a minute as she looks at the number she'd texted. No, it's the right number.]
Kuzuryu. Didn't he tell you? I asked if he'd swap our numbers.
[Izuru is likely familiar with that name, considering there was an amount of time where his brother and a miss Kuzuryu Natsumi dated. So the "he" is probably obvious. Whoops, sorry Hajime, she said she wouldn't name you but here she is...]
Kuzuryu. Didn't he tell you? I asked if he'd swap our numbers.
[Izuru is likely familiar with that name, considering there was an amount of time where his brother and a miss Kuzuryu Natsumi dated. So the "he" is probably obvious. Whoops, sorry Hajime, she said she wouldn't name you but here she is...]
...
[Bro. Bro why would you give his number to your ex. What's going on this is Stupid.]
Why?
[Why swap numbers???? They don't have any homework she'd need his help with.]
[Bro. Bro why would you give his number to your ex. What's going on this is Stupid.]
Why?
[Why swap numbers???? They don't have any homework she'd need his help with.]
Because I want to talk to you? Why else?
[Even if they did she'd bother her brother for help. This guy may be a genius but he probably gets requests all the time for that kind of thing, and that's definitely not what she's looking for.]
Hajime gave you my number?
[??? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ?????? He genuinely doesn't understand what's going on here. And that's not something that happens too often!
Is this part of his brother's insistence that he spend more time with other human beings and make friends...]
...Why?
[?????????????????? He's well aware that most people don't consider him the most interesting conversation partner. He feels the same about them?]
[??? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ?????? He genuinely doesn't understand what's going on here. And that's not something that happens too often!
Is this part of his brother's insistence that he spend more time with other human beings and make friends...]
...Why?
[?????????????????? He's well aware that most people don't consider him the most interesting conversation partner. He feels the same about them?]
I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. You sound as clueless as Hajime.
Alright here's how it went down, I'll outline it for you.
I decided that you seemed like an interesting guy, since you're that quiet broody can't talk to anyone type, and wanted to talk to you.
I asked Hajime if it'd be weird, since he's my ex and you're his brother and I don't know guys get weird about it sometimes. Probably think the girl is automatically gonna fuck his brother instead.
Anyway, he said it was cool, so I asked him if I could have his number and if you'd give him mine so you'd know who the hell was texting you, but I guess he forgot to do the second part there.
And now here we are. Better?
Alright here's how it went down, I'll outline it for you.
I decided that you seemed like an interesting guy, since you're that quiet broody can't talk to anyone type, and wanted to talk to you.
I asked Hajime if it'd be weird, since he's my ex and you're his brother and I don't know guys get weird about it sometimes. Probably think the girl is automatically gonna fuck his brother instead.
Anyway, he said it was cool, so I asked him if I could have his number and if you'd give him mine so you'd know who the hell was texting you, but I guess he forgot to do the second part there.
And now here we are. Better?
[His grades say he is the smart one!! But he didn't have enough information to know what was going on without context! Now he knows. And it's... kind of weird. Girls don't text him "just to talk." Hajime, sure, but him? On purpose?
...Sure, why not. Maybe it'll be interesting.]
If I'm the "quiet broody type who can't talk to anyone," what makes you think I'll talk to you?
...Sure, why not. Maybe it'll be interesting.]
If I'm the "quiet broody type who can't talk to anyone," what makes you think I'll talk to you?
I don't know, just because? Because I'm not flocking to you for homework help or music coaching or sports practice?
Come on, that's gotta earn me a few points.
And it never hurts to try anyway. Worse you can do is tell me to fuck off.
[Not that she would but that's whatever, she doesn't have to share those details. It's part of her charm!]
People like that are why I try not to give out my number very often.
[Hajime.........]
But fine. I'll add those points to your tally. You went from one point to four.
[Hajime.........]
But fine. I'll add those points to your tally. You went from one point to four.
Does everyone start with one or am I lucky?
[She'll take four! Gotta start somewhere.]
Well hey, you don't gotta worry about that. My oniichan is the only one I need to help me with that kind of shit.
Okay so back to my question, do you want to grab a bite to eat?
[She'll take four! Gotta start somewhere.]
Well hey, you don't gotta worry about that. My oniichan is the only one I need to help me with that kind of shit.
Okay so back to my question, do you want to grab a bite to eat?
You received one point when you and my brother stopped dating without any unnecessary drama.
[He assumes?? They clearly still get along and Hajime didn't mope for too long. They probably just decided it would be better to be friends? That's his read of the situation, anyway.]
It's 10PM on a school night.
[So...... no......]
[He assumes?? They clearly still get along and Hajime didn't mope for too long. They probably just decided it would be better to be friends? That's his read of the situation, anyway.]
It's 10PM on a school night.
[So...... no......]
Oh sweet. I'll get back to you in a sec gotta shoot him a thank you text.
[Which she...absolutely does. Thank you for earning her a point with your brother, Hajime. You're a great wingman.]
So? A quick bite won't hurt.
[Which she...absolutely does. Thank you for earning her a point with your brother, Hajime. You're a great wingman.]
So? A quick bite won't hurt.
Eating too late doesn't make sleeping easier. Is that why you have to ask your brother for help with your homework?
What? No way. I ask him for help because I want his help. I don't really need it, I could do it on my own if I wanted, but it's better if he's helping.
[Okay. So she can mostly do it on her own. There are some things that do genuinely stump her and she does genuinely need his help on but still!!]
Fine though, I'll take a rain check instead.
[Okay. So she can mostly do it on her own. There are some things that do genuinely stump her and she does genuinely need his help on but still!!]
Fine though, I'll take a rain check instead.
You can't deny me one now that I've asked for it! That's just rude, you know.
Here, you can pick the place and I'll pay. You can't lose with a deal like that!
I'm trying to get him to sneak out to get some food.
[So no promises, apparently.]
[So no promises, apparently.]
Come on you know me better than that.
[How many times did you sneak out with her, huh?]
[How many times did you sneak out with her, huh?]
Are you trying to bribe me into going on a date with you?
Are you trying to win a bet?
Are you trying to win a bet?
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