【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, borrow from a meme or wait to see where things go. ♛ a couple of my favorite suggestions: caught in the rain, pillow forts, affectionate physical contact, insomnia, into the woods, hurt/comfort, coffee shop, and of course TFLN, random scenarios and the wheel of memes! Or why not try a quote/picture/lyric prompt?
You really think this is an attempt at a bribe? I'm yakuza, my bribes would be way better than that. And it's not a bet either. Could be a date but hey I won't call it that if you don't want to. I'm just asking to hang out with you, Hinata. What's so bad about that?
You'll get a real treat then. Gonna take us to the greasiest, worst kind of food for you place in town. It's got that kind of food that you know's gonna give you a heart attack but is just way too good to pass up.
I eat a shitton of sweets pretty much all the time, too. They're my favorite. It's the Kuzuryu metabolism. We're pretty much all like this.
[Gestures to Fuyuhiko? A sack of potatoes probably weighs more than he does but you should see how much sugar and shit he consumes. But she's not bringing that up. Gotta protect her bro's secrets.]
[It's really not. But also she's not angry which is. Weird? Usually he manages to piss people off -- usually intentionally. But she accepted the insult and turned it into a compliment, sort of. Huh.]
I suggest you get some sleep instead of going out yourself.
[He better be true to his word! Because the next day, once classes are complete, she definitely hunts him down in the crowd of students leaving to go home. It takes her a little bit, but pretty soon she recognizes that hair and pushes her way through the crowd to catch up with him.]
[His brother had been stopped a few minutes ago to chat with someone else, as per usual. Izuru usually heads home before him, anyway; Hajime can't resist trying new clubs and generally using his free time wisely.
He blinks when Natsumi pushes her way toward him, stopping obligingly and moving out of the main flow of student traffic.]
[That really was Hajime's style, isn't it? Which is probably why their relationship ended. Admittedly, Natsumi is a girl who wants to monopolize all of her lover's time. She won't impede them if they do want to hang out with friends or try out clubs, but if she doesn't get enough attention, she's not really satisfied, and can become pretty insecure...
And then she just bottles up those feelings and never works through them with her boyfriend, which is so healthy and totally helps having stable relationships.]
[Sure, his classmates are going to talk about how Izuru got into a yakuza car with Natsumi Kuzuryu, but he's never really cared about what they had to say. They're boring??
But he nods and shrugs. The rest of it makes sense.]
Most people aren't exactly excited to get into a yakuza car. I've heard all sorts of shit like "you'll never be seen again", "if you hang out with their daughter her parents will kill you", "she's just getting you into her car so she can beat the shit out of you"...things like that. People are scared of me and my family.
[She shrugs, waiting for the driver to open her door for her once they've reached the car.]
I mean I guess you probably wouldn't be, since I dated Hajime for a while and he's just fine, but hey. You never know.
[If Izuru waits, he'll also have his door opened for him, but he's welcome to get in on his own too.]
[He's not expecting anyone to open his door for him, so he just opens it and gets in on his own. Whoops. Very fancy, though... this probably frightened Hajime some, but Izuru has the benefit of knowing that Hajime survived this process. So he'll be fine.]
If you were going to make me disappear, you wouldn't have gone through the trouble of texting me last night, [he observes casually with a shrug.]
Besides, I don't think you'd wait until someone was in your car to beat them up.
Heh. See, that's what I tell 'em, but somehow that doesn't make 'em feel any better.
[This is said with obvious amusement in her voice. She knows why it wouldn't make them feel any better. But she's not complaining if he's not scared! It's a sleek, black car, real leather seats (that are also black), varnished wood arm rests, gold accents and controls...definitely a car from the most powerful clan in Japan. No expenses spared. Natsumi gives the address to their driver once he gets in as well, and with a "Yes Natsumi-chan" they're off.]
[What a fancy car... he can't really resist rubbing his fingers against the leather seat. Hajime probably did the exact same thing; they are brothers, after all. It's a little grand for his tastes, though. Ah well. It's not like it's his car.]
I suppose I should have known better to assume we'd take the train.
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